First Friday Adventists
started with a simple goal in mind: live life as if every day is Friday. We adopted tenets to fulfill our lives and embark on the path to transcendence! First Friday Adventists go through life embracing the tenets and “thirst farming”.
Keep em’ thirsty, sister!
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FARM WITH ME,
ALL WHO THIRSTY AND WET,
AND I WILL GIVE YOU TRANSCENDENCE
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The First Friday Adventists tenets will guide you on the path to transcendence
Big ol’ Titties
Need we say more?
Full Bush
Au naturale
Snacks
A farmer must be well nourished.
Drinks of 151 Mai-tais, Bloody Mary’s, Margaritas,
and a little spicy tang bang as needed
A farmer is thirsty
Sweatshorts
The path to transcendence shall be comfortable
Hot Tub
We work hard for this
Farts of beer or garlic
We are all human after all
Afternoons of Naps
The path can be exhausting
Songs of Despacito
A holy hymnal for our journey