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Explore the path that fits your lifestyle

For those First Friday Adventists that would like a little guidance on their journey to transcendence. Our leader, Pump Daddy, will guide you along the path of thirst

Big ol' Titties

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Full Bush

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Drinks

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Snacks

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Sweatshorts

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Hot Tub

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Farts

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Naps

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Despacito

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INAPPROPRIATE

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Big ol' Titties ✳︎ Full Bush ✳︎ Drinks ✳︎ Snacks ✳︎ Sweatshorts ✳︎ Hot Tub ✳︎ Farts ✳︎ Naps ✳︎ Despacito ✳︎ INAPPROPRIATE ✳︎

Immersion Immersion
Immersion
$25.00 every month

Are you not sure where your path to transcendence will take you? Immersion is perfect for the new First Friday Adventist! We’ll give you tips and tricks for successful Thirst Farming in the wild and suggestions to explore the tenets

Hydration Hydration
Hydration
$50.00 every month

Did you get your toes immersed and decide you’re ready to edge closer to transcendence? This package is the perfect intermediate step for First Friday Adventists ready to farm some extra thirst.

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Saturation Saturation
Saturation
$100.00 every month

Have you embraced the tenets to the fullest? Are you ready to take the final steps to transcendence? Then this is the package for you with ultimate guidance to take you from the edge of hydration to full saturation.